WOLVERINE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, REMEMBER THE X-MEN CHARACTER OF THE SAME NAME? THAT PANSY ASS HAS NOTHING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING ANIMAL HE’S NAMED AFTER.
THIS FUCKER ACTS ALL SWEET AND INNOCENT LIKE THE SNEAKY BADASS IT IS, WONDERING THE FOREST LIKE IT’S PREY, BUT PISS IT OFF AND IT WILL GO INTO AN UNHOLY GOD-FUCKING RAGE THAT WILL CAUSE IT TO ATTACK AND KILL ANYTHING. THIS ISN’T LIMITED TO YOU, YOU WEAK COCK-SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, WHEN THIS ANIMAL GOES INTO A RAGE, IT CAN AND WILL EAT RODENTS, DEER, FOXES, OX, WOLVES AND BEARS.
THAT’S RIGHT. MOTHERFUCKING BEARS. IT LEAPS ONTO THEIR FAT ASSES AND TEARS OUT THEIR SPINES, THEN PROCEEDS TO DEVOUR THEM AS THEY HELPLESSLY SQUIRM TO ESCAPE LIKE THE PUSSIES THEY REALLY ARE.
(Source: encyclopediadramatica.se)
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