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ALLIGATOR GAR SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF BRUTALITY? THINK AGAIN. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHING TO MATCH THE SHEER BADASSERY OF THIS CUNT HERE, THE ALLIGATOR GAR. IF THE ALLIGATOR GAR WERE A MAN HE’D OOZE TESTOSTERONE LIKE EVERY WOMAN HE WALKS PAST OOZES PUSSY JUICES IN PREPARATION FOR THE ASSAULT WITH HIS GARGANTUAN BATTERING RAM THAT BITCH IS ABOUT TO RECEIVE. HE’D FUCK YOUR GRANDMOTHER IN HER WITHERED ASSHOLE AND PULL OUT FOR A MONEY SHOT BEFORE TEARING THAT BITCH’S EYES OUT OF HER LEATHERY SPERM RECEPTACLE AND PUNCHING HER IN THE THROAT WITH HIS DICK AND TEARING OUT A NEW PASSAGE FOR HIS GLORIOUS SEED. LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING JAWS MAN, LOOK AT THEM. OH THAT’S RIGHT YOU CAN’T LOOK AT THEM BECAUSE YOU’RE A PUSSY AND YOU’RE TOO SCARED TO LOOK UPON THE FACE OF SUCH A FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. THE ALLIGATOR GAR IS UGLY BECAUSE HE DOESN’T NEED TO BOTHER WITH NONE OF THAT SISSY METROSEXUAL HOMO BULLSHIT TO SPREAD HIS SEED, NO, HE TAKES WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY HIS BY FORCE AND DOESN’T FUCKING APOLOGIZE FOR IT LIKE YOU PATHETIC PUSSYWHIPPED CUNTS. THE ALLIGATOR GAR CAN REACH THE SAME WEIGHT AS YOU PATHETIC BEER GUZZLING WOW PLAYING VIRGIN SHITHEADS IN PURE, LEAN MUSCLE AND Y CHROMOSOMES. YOU TRY AND PULL THIS FUCKER OUT OF THE WATER AND FIGHT HIM MAN TO MAN AND HE’LL FIGHT BACK-FOR A WHOLE TWO FUCKING HOURS OUTSIDE THE WATER. HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR, YOU PATHETIC MEATSACK? YOU SHITCOCKS CAN’T EVEN BEND OVER WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT. LOOK UPON THE GAR AND YOU LOOK UPON THE PINNACLE OF MASCULINITY. BEST OF ALL, THIS GUY IS A LIVING FOSSIL SO HE’S BEEN DOING THIS SHIT SINCE THE DINOSAURS. THIS GUY SHITS ON YOUR GRANDPA.

ALLIGATOR GAR

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF BRUTALITY? THINK AGAIN. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHING TO MATCH THE SHEER BADASSERY OF THIS CUNT HERE, THE ALLIGATOR GAR. IF THE ALLIGATOR GAR WERE A MAN HE’D OOZE TESTOSTERONE LIKE EVERY WOMAN HE WALKS PAST OOZES PUSSY JUICES IN PREPARATION FOR THE ASSAULT WITH HIS GARGANTUAN BATTERING RAM THAT BITCH IS ABOUT TO RECEIVE. HE’D FUCK YOUR GRANDMOTHER IN HER WITHERED ASSHOLE AND PULL OUT FOR A MONEY SHOT BEFORE TEARING THAT BITCH’S EYES OUT OF HER LEATHERY SPERM RECEPTACLE AND PUNCHING HER IN THE THROAT WITH HIS DICK AND TEARING OUT A NEW PASSAGE FOR HIS GLORIOUS SEED.

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING JAWS MAN, LOOK AT THEM. OH THAT’S RIGHT YOU CAN’T LOOK AT THEM BECAUSE YOU’RE A PUSSY AND YOU’RE TOO SCARED TO LOOK UPON THE FACE OF SUCH A FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. THE ALLIGATOR GAR IS UGLY BECAUSE HE DOESN’T NEED TO BOTHER WITH NONE OF THAT SISSY METROSEXUAL HOMO BULLSHIT TO SPREAD HIS SEED, NO, HE TAKES WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY HIS BY FORCE AND DOESN’T FUCKING APOLOGIZE FOR IT LIKE YOU PATHETIC PUSSYWHIPPED CUNTS. THE ALLIGATOR GAR CAN REACH THE SAME WEIGHT AS YOU PATHETIC BEER GUZZLING WOW PLAYING VIRGIN SHITHEADS IN PURE, LEAN MUSCLE AND Y CHROMOSOMES. YOU TRY AND PULL THIS FUCKER OUT OF THE WATER AND FIGHT HIM MAN TO MAN AND HE’LL FIGHT BACK-FOR A WHOLE TWO FUCKING HOURS OUTSIDE THE WATER. HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR, YOU PATHETIC MEATSACK? YOU SHITCOCKS CAN’T EVEN BEND OVER WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT.

LOOK UPON THE GAR AND YOU LOOK UPON THE PINNACLE OF MASCULINITY. BEST OF ALL, THIS GUY IS A LIVING FOSSIL SO HE’S BEEN DOING THIS SHIT SINCE THE DINOSAURS. THIS GUY SHITS ON YOUR GRANDPA.

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