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THERINZINOSAURUS THERIZINOSAURUS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PINNACLE OF EVOLUTIONARY BADASSARY. SEE THOSE CLAWS, YOU BITCH ? THOSE ARE OVER A METER IN LENGTH. THERIZINOSAURUS WOULD FUCK YOUR SHIT ALL OVER HELL AND BACK. YOU COCKFUCKS MIGHT THINK THAT SINCE HE’S A HERBIVORE HE’D BE A BITCH, WELL YOU’D BE DEAD FUCKING WRONG. THIS MOTHERFUCKING KING OF BADASSES WAS AS TALL AS A T. REX, THAT’S UP TO 40FT TALL, YOU FUCKS. THERIZINOSAURUS WAS 6.2 TONS OF COLOSSAL BRICKSHITTING AMAZEMENT. THIS BITCH WOULD TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKING CLAWS. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THIS PIMP WAS SPORTING FEATHERS. HALF BIRD, HALF DINOSAUR, ALL ASSKICKING DEATH MACHINE OF JUSTICE, YOUR MOM’S OVARIES JUST EXPLODED FROM EVEN THINKING ABOUT THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKING MACHINE OF DEATH.

THERINZINOSAURUS

THERIZINOSAURUS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING PINNACLE OF EVOLUTIONARY BADASSARY.

SEE THOSE CLAWS, YOU BITCH ? THOSE ARE OVER A METER IN LENGTH. THERIZINOSAURUS WOULD FUCK YOUR SHIT ALL OVER HELL AND BACK.

YOU COCKFUCKS MIGHT THINK THAT SINCE HE’S A HERBIVORE HE’D BE A BITCH, WELL YOU’D BE DEAD FUCKING WRONG. THIS MOTHERFUCKING KING OF BADASSES WAS AS TALL AS A T. REX, THAT’S UP TO 40FT TALL, YOU FUCKS. THERIZINOSAURUS WAS 6.2 TONS OF COLOSSAL BRICKSHITTING AMAZEMENT. THIS BITCH WOULD TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKING CLAWS.

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THIS PIMP WAS SPORTING FEATHERS. HALF BIRD, HALF DINOSAUR, ALL ASSKICKING DEATH MACHINE OF JUSTICE, YOUR MOM’S OVARIES JUST EXPLODED FROM EVEN THINKING ABOUT THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKING MACHINE OF DEATH.

(Source: encyclopediadramatica.se)

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