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BASILISK ALL RIGHT DICK BREATH, YOU THINK YOU’RE THE KING OF TURD MOUNTAIN EH? YOU THINK A LITTLE LIZARD LIKE THIS IS NO BIG DEAL EH? WELL YOU’RE WRONG. MEET THE BASILISK. YOU THINK THE FLASH IS FAST? WELL YOU DON’T KNOW FUCKING SHIT. THIS LITTLE BASTARD CAN RUN QUICKER THAN YOU CAN START PISSING YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU REALIZE HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE. HIS CAMOUFLAGE IS SO GOOD THAT BY THE TIME YOU SPOT HIM, IT’S TOO FUCKING LATE, HE’LL BE ON YOUR ASS WITH HIS RAZOR SHARP CLAWS, TEARING YOU A NEW ASSHOLE. BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT’S SO BUTTFUCKINGLY AWESOME ABOUT HIM. HE CAN RUN ON FUCKING WATER. THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE ON LAND? WRONG. THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE IN A BOAT? WRONG AGAIN, DICK FACE. THIS BASTARD IS THE JESUS OF LIZARDS. WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW?

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ALL RIGHT DICK BREATH, YOU THINK YOU’RE THE KING OF TURD MOUNTAIN EH? YOU THINK A LITTLE LIZARD LIKE THIS IS NO BIG DEAL EH? WELL YOU’RE WRONG. MEET THE BASILISK. YOU THINK THE FLASH IS FAST? WELL YOU DON’T KNOW FUCKING SHIT. THIS LITTLE BASTARD CAN RUN QUICKER THAN YOU CAN START PISSING YOUR PANTS WHEN YOU REALIZE HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE. HIS CAMOUFLAGE IS SO GOOD THAT BY THE TIME YOU SPOT HIM, IT’S TOO FUCKING LATE, HE’LL BE ON YOUR ASS WITH HIS RAZOR SHARP CLAWS, TEARING YOU A NEW ASSHOLE.

BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT’S SO BUTTFUCKINGLY AWESOME ABOUT HIM.

HE CAN RUN ON FUCKING WATER.

THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE ON LAND? WRONG. THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE IN A BOAT? WRONG AGAIN, DICK FACE. THIS BASTARD IS THE JESUS OF LIZARDS.

WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW?

(Source: encyclopediadramatica.se)

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