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YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSHITS HAVEN’T SEEN A GODDAMN THING YET. THIS IS A BALL-CRUSHING TASMANIAN DEVIL YOU FUCKS AND HE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. YOU SEE THOSE TEETH? THAT FUCKING JAW? IT WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING BONY ARMS YOU PIECE OF SHIT. AND THOSE FUCKING TESTICLES GODDAMN. HE’S GOT BIGGER FUCKING BALLS THAN YOU DO AND FOR A GOOD REASON TOO.
WHEN THIS SCARY FUCK GETS HORNY HIS EARS GLOW BRIGHT FUCKING RED AND HE RAPES YOU WITH HIS THRUSTING BEAR-CAT MANHOOD, BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A TINY BEAR MIXED WITH A CAT, AND THAT IS THE MEANEST ANIMAL MIXTURE EVER, BEAR FOR FUCKING STRENGTH, AND CAT FOR FUCKING MEAN. MOTHERFUCKER.
AND DON’T MAKE THIS CUNT ANGRY, BECAUSE BEFORE YOU CAN MAKE A HULK REFERENCE, HE WOULD ALREADY HAVE DROWNED OUT ALL OTHER NOISE THAN HIS TERRIBLE SHRIEKING AND THE FACT THAT HE’S MADE THE WHOLE FUCKING PLACE SMELL LIKE DEATH. THAT’S RIGHT, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS SATAN AND HE WANTS YOU TO FUCKING KNOW IT. JUST TRY SOMETHING, HE’LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

TASMANIAN DEVIL

YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSHITS HAVEN’T SEEN A GODDAMN THING YET. THIS IS A BALL-CRUSHING TASMANIAN DEVIL YOU FUCKS AND HE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. YOU SEE THOSE TEETH? THAT FUCKING JAW? IT WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING BONY ARMS YOU PIECE OF SHIT. AND THOSE FUCKING TESTICLES GODDAMN. HE’S GOT BIGGER FUCKING BALLS THAN YOU DO AND FOR A GOOD REASON TOO.

WHEN THIS SCARY FUCK GETS HORNY HIS EARS GLOW BRIGHT FUCKING RED AND HE RAPES YOU WITH HIS THRUSTING BEAR-CAT MANHOOD, BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A TINY BEAR MIXED WITH A CAT, AND THAT IS THE MEANEST ANIMAL MIXTURE EVER, BEAR FOR FUCKING STRENGTH, AND CAT FOR FUCKING MEAN. MOTHERFUCKER.

AND DON’T MAKE THIS CUNT ANGRY, BECAUSE BEFORE YOU CAN MAKE A HULK REFERENCE, HE WOULD ALREADY HAVE DROWNED OUT ALL OTHER NOISE THAN HIS TERRIBLE SHRIEKING AND THE FACT THAT HE’S MADE THE WHOLE FUCKING PLACE SMELL LIKE DEATH. THAT’S RIGHT, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS SATAN AND HE WANTS YOU TO FUCKING KNOW IT. JUST TRY SOMETHING, HE’LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

(Source: encyclopediadramatica.se)

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